Two Meks in a Shed

by Ed Stephens

The scene: a blood axe mek shak. Inside are a blood axe mekboy, an evilsunz mekboy, and the standard group of runt assistants, all crowded around a bright red blood angel rhino.

Evil Sun (Putbusta): 'Ere, is dis da piece we wuz lookin fur?

Blood Axe (Gaznab): Nar, we wuz lookin for da piece on da blooprint, da one datz on da tank, but not on da blooprint.

Putbusta: Oh, roight. [flings piece over shoulder. "MY EYEBALL!" scream heard.]

Gaznab: Lessee. Hand me dat big wrensh you iz alwayz talkin' about.

Putbusta: Here ya go. Too big fer ya?

Gaznab: Well, itz big. But not dat big. Now, if I joost turn this thing den rip it off, maybe we cun find out what it duz. [Loud metallic SNAP, as piece flies out of rhino)

Putbusta: Whassat say, blood axe. You read da oomie wordz.

Gaznab: It sez "Standard Imperial Issue Muffler. 100% Blessed byMachine God."

Putbusta: Is dat whatz makin da ting so slow?

Gaznab: Nar. I think dis is what makes dis vehicle impi... impern...imperialn... uh... space marine. Lessee what happenz when yoo stikk a stikkbomb in da middle of it.

Putbusta: I'm there, dude.

--Ed Stephens

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